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1. ChatterBaby compares your baby’s sounds to our database of roughly 1,500 sounds, to determine whether and why your infant cries. It uses math(emagics).
2. ChatterBaby correctly identifies roughly 85% of pain cries, and is roughly 90% accurate for catching any baby cries.
3. The algorithm assumes the baby is crying for only three reasons: hungry, fussy, and pain.
4. If the ChatterBaby algorithm and your own common sense disagree, always trust your brain.
5. If your baby is crying because he really, really, wants to taste some Legos and you just won’t let him (true story), it will not work.
6. If you feed it a soundclip of you singing to your crying baby, it will not work.
7. Sad fact: separation anxiety cries are predicted as “pain” by our algorithm.
8. Odds are, a human being will never actually hear your baby’s audio sample; a computer script will run some math on it and throw the answers in a big spreadsheet to do even more math.
9. If you feed ChatterBaby a soundclip of your dog barking, it will not work.
10. The less background noise is present, the better the algorithm will work.
11. Before you use it, you must apologize to every math teacher you’ve ever told, “Why do I need to learn this junk?
12. We store it for science on a server that is HIPAA-compliant, removing as much information as possible that links your data to you individually.
13. We are interested in discovering whether abnormal vocalization patterns in infants can predict neurodevelopmental delays such as autism.