Learn how to cancel Windscribe VPN subscription on iPhone, Android, Paypal or directly.
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1. Since Windscribe adds an additional layer of encryption to your traffic and routes it through secure VPN servers, it’s kinda like farting in the Wind.
2. When you enable Windscribe VPN, it’s like flying on a private jet: you can fart all you want; there are no ads, and you’re the pilot.
3. Then, on top of that, every time you went back on the internet, you’d be forced to watch ads about farting, and travel recommendations to bean farms around the world.
4. With Windscribe, no one even checks your passport - you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, without being tracked or being forced to watch videos on how not to die.
5. Have you ever farted on a packed plane, panicked, and started hoping and praying no one knew it was you?
6. Now imagine the plane is the internet and your fart is your browsing history.
7. After all, if you fart and no one can smell it… how can they know you farted? Exactly.
8. And let’s just say they love the smell of a good fart.
9. The passengers sitting next to you are your ISP, advertisers, and government agencies.
10. Without a VPN, they would instantly know you farted.
11. It’s literally science. • Access to Servers in 69 countries and 130+ data-centers!